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Newbie99's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 134 (From
31 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,380 Points
A Bad Taste of Pico
Big Wet Juicy Kiss
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun
Unlocked 10/17/09
25 Points Rescue Darnell.
25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn
50 Points
???
Meat is Murder
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power
50 Points
???
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/225 points)
Alice is Dead - Ep 2
Happy Hatter
Unlocked 1/21/10
25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad
Unlocked 1/24/10
25 Points The Hatter seems Madder.
25 Points The Hatter seems Madder.
Something Fishy
Unlocked 1/24/10
100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
Applez
Aversion to death
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown
10 Points
Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire
10 Points
Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying
10 Points
Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump
25 Points
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable
25 Points
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious
50 Points
Find a secret area
Godslayer
50 Points
Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow
50 Points
Vomit on the princess
Collector
100 Points
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Babies Dream...
PHYSICAL THERAPY
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Enter a rift.
5 Points Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Find the incomplete area.
5 Points Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY
10 Points
Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY
25 Points
Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER
100 Points
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING
100 Points
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/450 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points Bully the weak.
25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points Bully your own boss.
25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
Unlocked 10/1/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (125/500 points)
Brawl Royale
NoLegs
Unlocked 10/31/09
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage
Unlocked 10/31/09
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry
Unlocked 10/31/09
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
Yoko
Unlocked 10/31/09
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz
Unlocked 10/31/09
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist
50 Points
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku
100 Points
Save the universe from evil.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/300 points)
Bunny Invasion: Easter
BULLET SPENDER
Unlocked 11/15/09
5 Points Use 500 bullets.
5 Points Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES!
Unlocked 11/15/09
5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET
Unlocked 11/15/09
5 Points Spend £10,000.
5 Points Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM!
Unlocked 11/15/09
5 Points Use a grenade.
5 Points Use a grenade.
AAARGH!
Unlocked 11/15/09
10 Points Go into RAGE.
10 Points Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM!
10 Points
Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS
10 Points
Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN
Unlocked 11/15/09
25 Points Kill the bunny man.
25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER!
25 Points
Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR
25 Points
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH!
Unlocked 11/15/09
25 Points Kill the super bunny.
25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE
50 Points
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY
50 Points
Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY
50 Points
Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE
100 Points
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL
100 Points
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 7/16 (80/500 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 9/7/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)